You know when you were little and got a brand new toy or piece of sports equipment

(okay,YES, we all know I was a ridiculous Tomboy and only played sports and wore boys' haircuts, don't be a hater) and you just couldn't stop playing with it, petting it and glazing lovingly at it?? Happened again when I had my firstborn and I was so in love that I would creep into her room just to stare at her after she was sleeping (not the other three, once the novelty wore off, I knew that if I woke them up it would just be a sh*tshow). 

Well THAT'S what I've been doing ALL week with my new website  www.thecatchycaterer.com. DIG IT!! It's INSANE!! New food pics, cool buttons to click, all my kids right there on the screen on every page (love! yes - love all four of them, not just the first one though after reading the last paragraph you may have assumed)  AND you can order everything from MOM'S NIGHT OFF! all at the touch of your fingertip!! I love it! It's a like a shiny new baseball mitt or a kickin' pair of sneakers (again, Tomboy, I know, pathetic). 

And anyone looking to throw a KICKIN' Cinco de Mayo rager, your 8th graders Graduation party or the most BANGIN' Fourth of July party anyone has EVER seen (can we say The Catch-y Caterer's Sginature Bleu Cheese Burgers, Smoky BBQ ribs, Cheddar Corn Pudding & Gooey Butter Bars - you supply the fireworks) - THIS is the website to visit. We have staff, we take care of rentals, and we supply the most *SS-KICKING food imaginable. Yes, that's a promise. We are loading up a bunch of menu ideas this week onto the site so while that happens just click on over to the MOM'S NIGHT OFF! page and dabble in some Drunken Flank Steak & Roasted Reds, a Thai Shrimp Rice Bowl, some Fresh Gazpacho with DICED Avocado (giddy up!!) or our FAMOUS Panko Crusted Chicken Fingers (they do not disappoint) this week. 

Oh, and we STILL DELIVER. Like right to your doorstep. Do you need us to make this ANY easier for you?? Don't get stuck pissed off that you didn't just hit reply right now and order up. Seriously. I've seen it happen. Our food is so fresh you & your family can eat it ALL weekend long (when I'm in sunny Florida with friends btw - again, don't be a hater). So order. Now.

Text your order now 917.721.9217 

or through

on our new website:

www.thecatchycaterer.com

I'm such a sh*tty mom. Upside?? I'm not a sh*tty chef.

CHECK. IT. OUT. 

THE CATCH-Y CATERER'S new website is LIVEEEEEE. 

That means (for all you non-techonoligical folk, of which I count myself one) click on this link towww.thecatchycaterer.com right now and you can seeEVERYTHING THE CATCH-Y CATERER can do for you from menus for this week's MOM'S NIGHT OFF!, to all the events we can cater for you (from First Communions to Graduations to Bar Mitzvahs & Weddings: staff, food, rentals, can you say partayyyyyy?) to corporate holiday and summer events. DIG THAT BABY!! Book your event like right stink in' NOW!!!

 So it's been a WEEK. Getting everything up and ripping for the new site, kicking out a few parties for Easter & MOM'S NIGHT OFF! as well as the general crazy sh*t *ss life of a working mom (dying Easter Eggs, new spring sports carpools, picking out shower fixtures for the new house)...good times. So after cooking Easter dinner for everyone else, we decided in the Cacciabaudo household we would hit the club and let them cook for us. BOOM! Order up! 

Well, of course I forget to make a reservation for brunch until like, I don't know, Thursday, so we end up Brunch-ing at 4:30pm (not exactly prime French Toast & Bacon time, ey?).  I loved when JT asked me how that happened...uh, hmm, because you're wife can organize everyone else's gastronomical needs but our own? Yup. Pretty much. 

But the capper was when we showed up to the club with JT, Billy & his Dad all sans-ties (wtf? since when is Easter a TIE-necessary event??) and were turned away. As in, 'let me see what ties I have in the back for you and your entire male crew and maybe we can seat you in the back room. Oh, and your son doesn't have a jacket? And is wearing ghetto sneakers? Yeah, just go home). So embarrassing. I loved when I actually turned to Billy and said, "those are the only shoes you have to wear to the club Billy?" Like he had been out LOAFER SHOPPING?

I'm such a sh*tty mom. Upside?? I'm not a sh*tty chef. So check out the ROCKIN' menu this week and while you do that I will I will be hitting the mall with Billy to procure some new kicks for his sister's First Communion coming up. Would hate to be seated in the kitchen the next time we show up for "brunch." 

Text your order now 917.721.9217 or 
on our new website!!!
www.thecatchycaterer.com